i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
you’re the butcher… or you’re the cattle.
Life is made up of moments. Good ones. Bad ones. They’re all worth living.
Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
“hey do you want the rest of my-“
tbh it’s a pretty great thing when someone is an asshole to everyone but nice to you
what a weird piano
I think it’s harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they crave to see you being silly or funny. But, seeing you in comedy all the time, it’s hard to see that person go be serious, for some reason.
I ran out of shows tbh
Too many hot ones out there. Leave me alone